ABOUT THE WEBMASTER!

my name is hocus... you can also call me tank, or dan, or cameron, or whatever else. i am 19, born march 17th :3

after a long... looong time being obsessed with old web and being grossed out by most social media, i decided it was time to lock the fuck in and actually code my own personal website. so. here i am! i hope its alright lol

i use she/he pronouns, but i also like it/its if you wanna use that. i'm a genderqueer fagdyke
i'm an ENFP (pretty obvious), my favourite color is BRIGHT ANNOYING HOT PINK, favourite animal is a skunk but i could go on about most animals...
i am a completely self taught artist, guitar player, webmaster, and The Number One Motherfucker, ask anyone

please be patient talkin to me, i've got autism, adhd, ocd, bpd, and some strange dissociative disorder that i cant fully pin down. if you need to talk about something serious, PLEASE be direct about it. i don't understand tone well, especially over text. i dont want anyone to continuously be uncomofortable around me. and don't be afraid to call me on my bullshit! i do not bite

i'm a puppy dog... a golden retriever specifically. i'm super blonde so i think its befitting

i have a beautiful boyfriend named calvin... and MANY FRIENDS!!

such pals include nebula, vi, raven, lua, jug, vinny, ray, clue, coral, devon, silas, oakley, jack, kets, bunny, fishy, gamma, malto, benny, danielle, ben, and sasha!!

not all of em are in the picture and not all my friends are listed here... but HELLO! i consider most people i meet my friends so. if you wanna be closer dont be scared to message me :3



MUSIC!

music is far more complicated...

lala

FANDOMS!

homestuck, bluey, half life, hlvrai, freeman's mind, clinical trial, eddsworld, fanboy and chum chum, breaking bad/better call saul, spooky month, battle for dream island, inanimate insanity, hfjone, brawl of the objects, bugbo, cringer reviews, moral orel, kevin spencer, 17776, minecraft, my little pony, animal crossing, furries, khonjin house, webkinz, animal jam, drawing, guitar, coding, ai learning, old web, speedrunning, video game glitches/exploits, clowns and jesters

QUIZ RESULTS!!

HEY!!!
my name is HOCUS! and i'm...
activist, admirer, adult, all of the above, autistic, bbw, bear, bouncy, butch-ish, clockable, confidant, dog, everything, fagdyke, faggot, fangirl, fat dyke, fetishist, fluffy, freak, full of love, furry, gender fluid, gender transcender, genderfuck, hairy, hyper-sexual, kinky, LGBTQ, lesbigay, man-chick, master, metamorph, mistress, monogamist, nymphomaniac, out, pervert, pro-sex feminist, puppy, queergendered, sex positive, shapeshifter, survivor, switch, transsexual, transvestite, undefined, versatile, vorarephile, weird, wizard
and who might you be?
I am a Whiteface Clown! Click here to take the clown quiz! I am 90% loser. What about you? Click here to find out! I am Mudkip!